chain mails, sleepwalking and other boring things

haha, it's almost been a month (ALMOST: just a day more!) since i last blogged so i think i should blog now. anyway, as the title probably told you, i'm gonna talk about how i feel about chain mails, which is a REALLY BORING topic so you should click that cute little x at the top right hand corner just about now. (:

no? so you're interested in how i find chain mails so ridiculous (trust me this is just a rant. nothing you'd find interesting -.-). THEY GET MORE AND MORE BORING AS TIME GETS BY.

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CHAIN MAILS

I remember when I just got my email, about primary 2? don't know if that's supposed to be early but I was NEW to the computer thing. so anyway, i prided myself on getting lots and lots of friends in my msn list. and so, more friends = more spam. i got LOADS and LOADS of chain mails telling me that I would DIE in like . 2 seconds or something if i didn't forward it in the next 2 nanoseconds. -_-" (okay fine i'm exaggerating but it IS irritating) and last time i used to be SUPER DUPER AFRAID OKAY. i'd faster forward to all my contacts and when i got some notice, some failure thing, i'd FREAK OUT and try to send to more people.

the most memorable experience with the stupid junk mail was when i was in p2 or p3. the email showed one freaky picture of this girl with super long hair covering her face. said she was gonna come get me or something . (squeaks) i forwarded to a bunch of people and didn't manage to send and i obviously freaked out. (by then i already had my own room so i was a bit scared of the dark. digressing: i used to leave the lights on cuz i was scared. MAJOR waste of electricity!) then i realised i didn't die. and no one came to get me. though i did have like ONE sleepless night.

and just another note: chain mails DO get boring-er as time goes by. last time they used to have pictures(which are super convincing, mind you), and my cousin received this cool (scary at that time) program in the email which caused his CD thingie to eject and stuff and scared the hell outta him . hahaha. but NOW, now it's just stupid letters and stuff and unconvincing stories (yawn) one click and they're out of my life!

there's even about mickey mouse and bloody mary or something. BLOODY MARY'S a drink. or a soup at bakerzin. hahaha. i kind of like the soup, by the way.

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SLEEPWALKING + SLEEPTALKING

hehehe . I DO THE ABOVE! my mom's friend was staying over in my room then she said i almost walked out the door (quite long ago already la. like last year or something) and now i still sleeptalk . almost all the time, haha.
feels kind of dangerous to know you sleeptalk . your secrets may get out! (*gasp* what secrets does jody have?!) but nothing bad has happened to me yet. no one knows i murdered that little bug that landed on my leg (:

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OTHER BORING THINGS

this is the part where i talk about my DAY. it's inevitable darling(pronounce as DAHLING, like those pompous rich people!) . hahaha. ehm, i had my french oral yesterday and it was pretty FUN. cuz the teacher was nice. i was supposed to ask a friend out for tennis . it went a little bit like this:

moi: bonjour!
teacher: bonjour!
moi: (in a whispery tone) can I give you a name?
teacher: Je suis ton amie! (I am your friend!)
moi: okay. SALUT MARIE! (hello marie!)
teacher: (points to self) marie?
moi: Oui.
teacher: (laughs) d'accord (okay) salut Jody!
(okay i'm bored. i'm going to say in english from here =.=)
moi: are you free on saturday?
teacher: hmm ... no, i'm not free on saturday.
moi: (nervous) when. are. you. free?
teacher: mmm , sunday?

BLABLABLA. then...

moi: after the game maybe we can go watch a movie at the cinema?
teacher: okay. what movie?
moi: -blank-
teacher: ratatouille?
moi: OUI!
teacher: (laughs)
-deadly silence-
moi: au revoir?...
teacher: au dimanche! (see you sunday)
moi: au dimanche!

-ENDS and i go laughing out of the room-

so retarded. today i had my written exam . did okay. nothing eventful . -.-
okay i'm being forced to go sleep. it's now 27 september. =.= when i started this post it was 26 september. hahaha.

POST IN PROLLY A MONTH'S TIME.

p.s: wow, such a long post!

the death clan

Today,

natalie, gloria, shanxi and I were talking rubbish during research studies.
and I learnt that my blog name - shinde-kudasai - does not mean 'go die' but 'please die' . I am exceptionally pleased at myself for being such a polite girl even subconsciously! ahahaha.

we also decided to become some death clan thing.

natalie's blog shall be ...
yakubyougami.blogspot.com
疫病神（DEATH ANGEL)

gloria's blog shall be ...
mina-san-shinimasu.blogspot.com
みなさん死にます　（EVERONE DIES)

shanxi's blog shall be ...
shinde-wa-ikemasen.blogspot.com
死んでわいけません　（SHALL NOT DIE)

YEAH!
Though only mine and natalie's are up. This IS rather cute isn't it? Rest assured, the contents of the blogs will not cause you do die (I think). ;D

p.s: natalie and I were saying on msn how our death thing has different levels of evil-ness.
shanxi is the not so evil one.
i'm the sadistic one. Please die (so I can watch)
gloria is just EVIL.
natalie is the preceding evil. lol.

the ridiculous things girls come up with

Natalie and I spent some time coming up with a ridiculous song.
Inspiration: Sunburns
It really is hilarious. To us, anyway. Just to clarify: we were targeting no one in this song. In fact, a lot is based on ourself. Or our random thoughts, anyway. It may be complete, it may be. Depends on our mood. Heh.

HERE IT IS:

ANYWAY

The Sun will shine

and burn in your face

and your face will rot

But it's okay

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[chorus]

`cuz you don't have a nice face anyway

you have those pimples

and those little freckles

and them ugly moles~

You're already so ugly

so don't you worry

`cuz you don't have a nice face anyway

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You went to the doctor

to get help for this problem (of yours)

But he said, "I can't help you

but it's really quite okay

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[chorus]

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You can't get any uglier than you are anyway

Done. For now anyway.