CRAZY SHOPPING SPREE

teehee. i went shopping today! at harbourtown.
the prices are so fabulously low and the stuff are so fabulously cool, i just had to spend like CRAZY. it's such bad behaviour, wasting money like that, but i just can't help it! *tries to look ashamed*

i also went for my mom's friend's son kenward's(11yrs) school end of year concert. it wasn't super exciting but it wasn't super boring either. but it got really cold at night. like 24degrees celsius, and the stupid teacher there kept saying "last item" but it never seemed to end! grr.

i got so bored(at some point) that i realised that rudolph the red nose reindeer's friends are rather mean and they exclude rudolph a lot until he becomes some significant member of the reindeer society! what's that word... starts with letter o. GRR.

(after 5 minutes of brain racking and checking the thesaurus under 'excluding')

OH THE WORD'S OSTRACISE. -.-"

here's the song (with my little notes of wisdom in pink :D)

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
had a very shiny nose. there's the start of all his problems. -_-"
and if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows. adding fuel to the fire i say!

all of the other reindeer,
used to laugh and call him names. stupid reindeers, bullies!
they never let poor rudolph,
join in any reindeer games. what DO reindeers play anyway?

then one foggy christmas eve,
santa came to stay. bloody santa clause is such a big shot eh? after he asked rudolph for help rudolph becomes so popular with his friends!

"rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

then all the reindeer loved him, horrible reindeers -_-"
as they shouted out with glee.
rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
made it down in history!

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QUITE rubbish la. hahahhaha. and i realised it's not ostracising. it's more of , teasing. so hypocritical though, the damn reindeers.

which brings me to another song which i realised people sing rather blindly, hahahha.

ROCK-A-BYE BABY

rock-a-bye baby, on a treetop,
when the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall,
and down will come baby, cradle and all.

-_- a bit scary to sing to babies, no? try to make them sleep like this. hahaha.

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let me add to the previous post about the flies. i can't believe i forgot to mention this,
darling fly buddy also zoomed into my eye and made my left contact lens fall out. -.- so gross.

yay, i'm going home tomorrow! kind of miss singapore after a week here in perth. teehee.

p.s: 2 blog posts this month to make up for the delay. LOL. i don't really enjoy blogging unless i want to talk about something anyway. :D

i <3 mosquitos

what could possibly make jody come out of her blogging hiatus (well more like hibernation.)

and while she's on holiday too.

the BLOODY FLIES in perth !



i swear, they are the most annoying thing since twits. i'm sure there aren't quite as many twits as there are flies. I'M SERIOUS. ahhhhhhhh. the ratio of humans to flies here is probably

1:1000

yes.

every single human probably has a fly buddy here.

according to a driver person, the darling flies here luuuuuuurve the dry and warm weather here. i do too, actually. i just hate the flies. -.-

flies are not like mosquitos. flies do not give up after you shoo them off with one hand.
i love mosquitos now. absolutely adore them. flies stalk you from burswood to garden city. flies attempt to enter your mouth when you yawn. (yes i'm serious. even yawning isn't safe)

but then again, after today, i think that the flies around the city aren't quite as bad as the ones you get at farms . that really annoyed me so badly. so badly it's making me blog. that's got to mean something. while i was horse-riding (on one of those cool trail ride-y things, kind of like sight-seeing! i saw dead kangaroos [the corpse] and cool live wild ones! there were koooookaaabaraaaaaaaas too. dunno how to spell (x ) we really had to pluck leaves off the trees to shoo the flies off. and then to my utter horrorrrr: the flies were like RESTING ON MY FEET. wtf la! just about a million of them were happily resting on my nice esprit pants. i swat them off and they just come right back.

i tried to ignore them for about 5 seconds , and guess what?

my darling buddy fly attempted to crawl up my nose

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on a more pleasant note: the shopping in perth is quite fun! :D

i mean, it's expensive. but then again it's fun. shopping is always fun, DON'T YOU GET IT ?! it's awesome to look at clothes and wear them and then BUY THEM. it's addictive too. i think i've gone beyond the point of no return ): hahahaa.

i bet i spent loaddddds of money already. poor mummy.

i've also lost track of the stuff i bought for my friends. (not because there are lots of things. i just didn't keep track . teehee)

i can't believe i thought the first 2 days in perth were worthless. i wanted to leave like 4 DAYS BEFORE the initial departure date. there's only one more day left in perth (tomorrow) and i'm gonna go shopping at harbourtown. gotta buy presents for people whom i haven't already bought. hahaha.

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by the way, fish and chips here is fantastic too! i want to eat it again so badly ): there are a bunch of shops at fremantle port, but the best is supposedly kaili's. AND I TOTALLY AGREE. it's niceeeeeee, and the prawns there are fantastically fresh! the view is quite nice too.

one minor setback are the flies. but with a bit of patience i think the flies at fremantle are bearable. :) there's also a cool ride called ocean explorer. it's a jet boat thingie where the people drive (is it called driving?) the boat out in the sea and they go super fast and splash seawater all over you, hehe. it's like a roller coaster ride without the rails. :D

wow. i blogged. maybe i'll blog again next year. or the next. or the next.

p.s: stardust has got to be the funniest show i have ever watched! it's been awhile but i just remembered. it's fantastically hilarious. :D i've also got loads of pictures of me in perth but i'm way too lazy to upload. haha.

p.p.s: now that i reread the post maybe i've exagerrated a little bit. just a little bit. :) but then you can't blame me. flies ARE irritating.

Update!

haha. tricked.

who said anything about updating till the next month? well, actually it is a next month . it's CHILDREN'S DAY. so yes i will update. now. yes, now!

i came across this cool quote when i was doing my rather weird way of blogsurfing. (:

We're all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love <3>

i came to update just to write that down. hehe. i think it's a cool way to say something that's true. haha.

and when wenqi saw that on my msn nick she thought i'd found my

LIFE PARTNER

yesyes, i laughed. (:

end of post.

chain mails, sleepwalking and other boring things

haha, it's almost been a month (ALMOST: just a day more!) since i last blogged so i think i should blog now. anyway, as the title probably told you, i'm gonna talk about how i feel about chain mails, which is a REALLY BORING topic so you should click that cute little x at the top right hand corner just about now. (:

no? so you're interested in how i find chain mails so ridiculous (trust me this is just a rant. nothing you'd find interesting -.-). THEY GET MORE AND MORE BORING AS TIME GETS BY.

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CHAIN MAILS

I remember when I just got my email, about primary 2? don't know if that's supposed to be early but I was NEW to the computer thing. so anyway, i prided myself on getting lots and lots of friends in my msn list. and so, more friends = more spam. i got LOADS and LOADS of chain mails telling me that I would DIE in like . 2 seconds or something if i didn't forward it in the next 2 nanoseconds. -_-" (okay fine i'm exaggerating but it IS irritating) and last time i used to be SUPER DUPER AFRAID OKAY. i'd faster forward to all my contacts and when i got some notice, some failure thing, i'd FREAK OUT and try to send to more people.

the most memorable experience with the stupid junk mail was when i was in p2 or p3. the email showed one freaky picture of this girl with super long hair covering her face. said she was gonna come get me or something . (squeaks) i forwarded to a bunch of people and didn't manage to send and i obviously freaked out. (by then i already had my own room so i was a bit scared of the dark. digressing: i used to leave the lights on cuz i was scared. MAJOR waste of electricity!) then i realised i didn't die. and no one came to get me. though i did have like ONE sleepless night.

and just another note: chain mails DO get boring-er as time goes by. last time they used to have pictures(which are super convincing, mind you), and my cousin received this cool (scary at that time) program in the email which caused his CD thingie to eject and stuff and scared the hell outta him . hahaha. but NOW, now it's just stupid letters and stuff and unconvincing stories (yawn) one click and they're out of my life!

there's even about mickey mouse and bloody mary or something. BLOODY MARY'S a drink. or a soup at bakerzin. hahaha. i kind of like the soup, by the way.

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SLEEPWALKING + SLEEPTALKING

hehehe . I DO THE ABOVE! my mom's friend was staying over in my room then she said i almost walked out the door (quite long ago already la. like last year or something) and now i still sleeptalk . almost all the time, haha.
feels kind of dangerous to know you sleeptalk . your secrets may get out! (*gasp* what secrets does jody have?!) but nothing bad has happened to me yet. no one knows i murdered that little bug that landed on my leg (:

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OTHER BORING THINGS

this is the part where i talk about my DAY. it's inevitable darling(pronounce as DAHLING, like those pompous rich people!) . hahaha. ehm, i had my french oral yesterday and it was pretty FUN. cuz the teacher was nice. i was supposed to ask a friend out for tennis . it went a little bit like this:

moi: bonjour!
teacher: bonjour!
moi: (in a whispery tone) can I give you a name?
teacher: Je suis ton amie! (I am your friend!)
moi: okay. SALUT MARIE! (hello marie!)
teacher: (points to self) marie?
moi: Oui.
teacher: (laughs) d'accord (okay) salut Jody!
(okay i'm bored. i'm going to say in english from here =.=)
moi: are you free on saturday?
teacher: hmm ... no, i'm not free on saturday.
moi: (nervous) when. are. you. free?
teacher: mmm , sunday?

BLABLABLA. then...

moi: after the game maybe we can go watch a movie at the cinema?
teacher: okay. what movie?
moi: -blank-
teacher: ratatouille?
moi: OUI!
teacher: (laughs)
-deadly silence-
moi: au revoir?...
teacher: au dimanche! (see you sunday)
moi: au dimanche!

-ENDS and i go laughing out of the room-

so retarded. today i had my written exam . did okay. nothing eventful . -.-
okay i'm being forced to go sleep. it's now 27 september. =.= when i started this post it was 26 september. hahaha.

POST IN PROLLY A MONTH'S TIME.

p.s: wow, such a long post!

the death clan

Today,

natalie, gloria, shanxi and I were talking rubbish during research studies.
and I learnt that my blog name - shinde-kudasai - does not mean 'go die' but 'please die' . I am exceptionally pleased at myself for being such a polite girl even subconsciously! ahahaha.

we also decided to become some death clan thing.

natalie's blog shall be ...
yakubyougami.blogspot.com
疫病神（DEATH ANGEL)

gloria's blog shall be ...
mina-san-shinimasu.blogspot.com
みなさん死にます　（EVERONE DIES)

shanxi's blog shall be ...
shinde-wa-ikemasen.blogspot.com
死んでわいけません　（SHALL NOT DIE)

YEAH!
Though only mine and natalie's are up. This IS rather cute isn't it? Rest assured, the contents of the blogs will not cause you do die (I think). ;D

p.s: natalie and I were saying on msn how our death thing has different levels of evil-ness.
shanxi is the not so evil one.
i'm the sadistic one. Please die (so I can watch)
gloria is just EVIL.
natalie is the preceding evil. lol.

the ridiculous things girls come up with

Natalie and I spent some time coming up with a ridiculous song.
Inspiration: Sunburns
It really is hilarious. To us, anyway. Just to clarify: we were targeting no one in this song. In fact, a lot is based on ourself. Or our random thoughts, anyway. It may be complete, it may be. Depends on our mood. Heh.

HERE IT IS:

ANYWAY

The Sun will shine

and burn in your face

and your face will rot

But it's okay

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[chorus]

`cuz you don't have a nice face anyway

you have those pimples

and those little freckles

and them ugly moles~

You're already so ugly

so don't you worry

`cuz you don't have a nice face anyway

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You went to the doctor

to get help for this problem (of yours)

But he said, "I can't help you

but it's really quite okay

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[chorus]

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You can't get any uglier than you are anyway

Done. For now anyway.